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Meeting Brick™

Meeting Brick™

Precision-weighted keyboard engagement for the discerning non-participant.

$4,999/unit
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The Meeting Brick™ is a precision-engineered 2.4-pound aluminum device designed to simulate active keyboard engagement during video conferences. Simply place it on your keyboard before joining any meeting and let GravityHold™ technology do the rest. Colleagues will observe a continuous stream of 'typing' activity in your status indicator, confirming your deep engagement with the material being presented.

Constructed from aerospace-grade 6061 aluminum with a brushed matte finish, the Meeting Brick™ delivers consistent 14.7 PSI of distributed key depression across a standard QWERTY layout. Unlike competitor products that create suspicious uniform patterns, our patented RandomPressure™ distribution algorithm mimics the irregular cadence of genuine note-taking, including natural pauses for 'thoughtful consideration.'

ISO 9001 certified and independently tested across 847 keyboard models, the Meeting Brick™ is trusted by professionals who understand that the appearance of contribution is indistinguishable from contribution itself — and significantly less effort.

Features

  • GravityHold™ technology for consistent key depression at 14.7 PSI
  • RandomPressure™ distribution algorithm mimics genuine typing patterns
  • Aerospace-grade 6061 aluminum construction
  • Compatible with 847 keyboard models (USB, mechanical, laptop)
  • ISO 9001 certified manufacturing process
  • Discrete carry pouch included for travel
  • Available in three executive colorways
  • Lifetime warranty against gravitational failure

Specifications

Weight
2.4 lbs (1.09 kg)
Pressure Output
14.7 PSI distributed
Material
Aerospace-grade 6061 aluminum
Dimensions
11.5" × 4.2" × 0.8"
Keyboard Compatibility
847 models certified
Pressure Pattern
RandomPressure™ v3.1 algorithm
Certification
ISO 9001:2015
Colorways
Executive Matte Black, Boardroom Titanium, C-Suite Gold
Warranty
Lifetime (gravitational failure only)

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