
Meeting Brick™
Precision-weighted keyboard engagement for the discerning non-participant.
The Meeting Brick™ is a precision-engineered 2.4-pound aluminum device designed to simulate active keyboard engagement during video conferences. Simply place it on your keyboard before joining any meeting and let GravityHold™ technology do the rest. Colleagues will observe a continuous stream of 'typing' activity in your status indicator, confirming your deep engagement with the material being presented.
Constructed from aerospace-grade 6061 aluminum with a brushed matte finish, the Meeting Brick™ delivers consistent 14.7 PSI of distributed key depression across a standard QWERTY layout. Unlike competitor products that create suspicious uniform patterns, our patented RandomPressure™ distribution algorithm mimics the irregular cadence of genuine note-taking, including natural pauses for 'thoughtful consideration.'
ISO 9001 certified and independently tested across 847 keyboard models, the Meeting Brick™ is trusted by professionals who understand that the appearance of contribution is indistinguishable from contribution itself — and significantly less effort.
Features
- ✓GravityHold™ technology for consistent key depression at 14.7 PSI
- ✓RandomPressure™ distribution algorithm mimics genuine typing patterns
- ✓Aerospace-grade 6061 aluminum construction
- ✓Compatible with 847 keyboard models (USB, mechanical, laptop)
- ✓ISO 9001 certified manufacturing process
- ✓Discrete carry pouch included for travel
- ✓Available in three executive colorways
- ✓Lifetime warranty against gravitational failure
Specifications
- Weight
- 2.4 lbs (1.09 kg)
- Pressure Output
- 14.7 PSI distributed
- Material
- Aerospace-grade 6061 aluminum
- Dimensions
- 11.5" × 4.2" × 0.8"
- Keyboard Compatibility
- 847 models certified
- Pressure Pattern
- RandomPressure™ v3.1 algorithm
- Certification
- ISO 9001:2015
- Colorways
- Executive Matte Black, Boardroom Titanium, C-Suite Gold
- Warranty
- Lifetime (gravitational failure only)
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